I Became Remarkably Well-Informed

I became remarkably well-informed about things that had almost no effect on my actual life. Trouser rises. Lapel widths. The cultural significance of button-down collars. Whether navy and black should be worn together. Facial analysis.  The difference between hue, tints, tones, and shades.  Silhouette theory.  None of it made me feel any better in my clothes. […]